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SILLY JOKES !!



* * * * * * * TURKEY JOKES * * * * * * *

(Turkeys can be so funny sometimes!)


1. What's blue and covered with feathers?


2. How do you send a turkey through the mail?


3. What key has legs and can't open doors?


4. Why did the police arrest the turkey?


5. Why can't you take a turkey to Church?



Answers

1. A turkey holding its breath!

2. Bird class mail!

3. A Turkey!

4. They suspected it of foul play!

5. Because they use such fowl language!




* * * * * * * ANIMAL JOKES * * * * * * *


1. What do you do when an elephant sneezes?


2. How do you catch a monkey?


3. What is a Rabbit's favorite dance style?


4.  What dog loves to take a bubble bath?


5.  How do you start a Teddy Bear race?



Answers

1. Get out of the way!!

2. Climb a tree and act like a banana!

3. Hip-hop!

4. A shampoodle!

5. Teddy, Set, Go!