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SILLY JOKES !!
* * * * * * * TURKEY JOKES * * * * * * *
(Turkeys can be so funny sometimes!)
1. What's blue and covered with feathers?
2. How do you send a turkey through the mail?
3. What key has legs and can't open doors?
4. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
5. Why can't you take a turkey to Church?
1. A turkey holding its breath!
2. Bird class mail!
3. A Turkey!
4. They suspected it of foul play!
5. Because they use such fowl language!
* * * * * * * ANIMAL JOKES * * * * * * *
1. What do you do when an elephant sneezes?
2. How do you catch a monkey?
3. What is a Rabbit's favorite dance style?
4. What dog loves to take a bubble bath?
5. How do you start a Teddy Bear race?
1. Get out of the way!!
2. Climb a tree and act like a banana!
4. A shampoodle!
5. Teddy, Set, Go!
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